January 2010
Made it through the month of december without being called an elf GO ME.
Jan 1st
December 2009
All of the companies retracting their sponsorship are dumb and misguided. Being a good ol’ man whore does not impede his ability to play golf, and hopefully he’s going to continue doing both, just as well as he has been.
Dec 31st
4 tags
best friend still not making contact. well that’s that. HEAVE HO HEAVE HO
Dec 31st
1 tag
Dec 31st
1 tag
MY NAME IS FENYO AND I LOOOOOOOOOOVE CHAI LATTES.
(via droppingthefbomb)
Dec 31st
OMG EMILY
droppingthefbomb: WHAT CHANNEL TWILIGHT ZONE! FUCK GRAMMAR.  Sci-Fi. Or ‘Sy Fy’ if you’re a faggot
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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1 tag
I'm going to share something with you all that I...
please don’t read this        I like watching the Twilight Zone. I can’t help it. My dad and I watch the marathon every New Years when I’m at his house while he cooks for parties, but before that he would tell me stories when I was little, and the majority of them he had taken from the show. I know the stories The Eye of the Beholder and Time Enough To Last by heart...
Dec 31st
Her grandmother died.
Even though we’re not friends anymore, she still seems interested in my family, and I still ask about hers. She seemed genuinely upset when I told her about Matt’s seizures. She was the only one who knew him, so she was really the only one who could understand outside of my dad’s family. I don’t know what to say. No one so close to me has ever died. They had expected her...
Dec 31st
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
send nudes?
Dec 31st
okie doke
just ignore me that’s cool. um.
Dec 31st
I started watching Glee.
Yes, it is as retarded as you’d imagine.
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
they didn’t post the one I submitted of Nikki which is disappointing
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
SCREW YOU
Dec 31st
NIKKI I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND WHAT YOU DO
Dec 31st
AW SHIT! MELODY COME HERE, HURRY!
melodywillbealright: I walk into the kitchen to find my brother staring back and forth between two cups of pop. Both cups are fillled to the exact same height. He does not know which is mine and which is his and he cannot handle drinking out of the same cup as anyone else. We stand there around two minutes staring back and forth. Still waiting. A real dilemma is set before us. What do we do? We...
Dec 31st
When people follow me on here it makes me feel weird. I don’t have anything particularly groundbreaking to post, and I don’t want to disappoint anyone. I’d rather have 3 followers forever rather than have 1,000 who get bored of me. this has been a good post, great job emily!!!
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
I'm not here right now.
JOKE’S ON YOU
Dec 31st
Miseltoe belly button ring. get it? oh my god- NO SHUT UP THIS ISN’T FUNNY ANYMORE
Dec 31st
I’m really just an ass sometimes. I can’t help myself. I don’t know what to do.
Dec 31st
Dec 30th
growingup: pork2k: tinybirds: How many kids do you want to have? If I could have negative kids somehow, I would. Like, father a negative baby, destroying an already existing baby somewhere else on earth.
Dec 30th
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submit emily to fycpot
xladyluck: emily throws a bitch fit feel satisfied WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
Dec 30th
How does my 3rd Trimester Abortion fanpage only...
xladyluck: thesuavechemist: I don’t understand any of you losers. Maybe it’s because I’m such a class act, and you’re not on my level yet. why did you reblog this without saying anything dum dum are you retired or something
Dec 30th
How does my 3rd Trimester Abortion fanpage only...
I don’t understand any of you losers. Maybe it’s because I’m such a class act, and you’re not on my level yet.
Dec 30th
“suicid”
– Nikki V.: please commit suicid
Dec 30th
NIKKI SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE
xladyluck.tumblr.com GO TELL BULLY HER HER LIFE IS A WASTE
Dec 30th
GOODBYE FOREVER
(via xladyluck) DO IT FAGGOT
Dec 30th
Neopets banned me within five minutes of joining.
This account was found to be posting inappropriate messages (ie: bad language, insults, chain letters, etc.) on the message boards, guild boards, or other site areas. IM TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
Dec 30th
HI HELLO I NEED YOUR HELP.
growingup: What’s the name of that movie that came out either this year or comes out next year about the really attractive guy but like something about a mask or he doesn’t age or something IT’S BASED ON A BOOK WHAT’S IT CALLED. IT’S LIKE A NAME. Dorian Gray? Where he makes a deal with the Devil where only his painting ages?
Dec 30th
Emily says ewie.
(via xladyluck) AND SHE’S PROUD.
Dec 30th
I spam Nikki’s facebook daily blog.
Dec 30th
1 tag
I wish everyone I cared about was here as I fumble...
melodywillbealright: thesuavechemist: (via melodywillbealright) You are so beautiful to me i just realized our tumblr backgrounds are the same. SISTER SISTER, NEVA KNEW HOW MUCH I MISSED YUH. NOW THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS, I AINT EVA GUNNA LET U GO. SISTAH SISTAH yeah
Dec 30th
I wish everyone I cared about was here as I fumble...
(via melodywillbealright) You are so beautiful to me
Dec 29th
formspring.me
xladyluck: thesuavechemist: xladyluck: nikki would you seriously consider dating me? ~lionsmane emily tits or gtfo LOL THAT WASNT ME BUT I WISH IT WAS JENNA  She’s grounded, I don’t think she can get on, or atleast that’s what I was told. Maybe it was Joanna. PSHF
Dec 29th
formspring.me
xladyluck: nikki would you seriously consider dating me? ~lionsmane emily tits or gtfo LOL THAT WASNT ME BUT I WISH IT WAS
Dec 29th
I can deal with anger, but I can’t deal with someone that’s more passive aggressive than I can be.
Dec 29th
3 tags
Join! :D →
3rd Trimester Abortion: Better Late Than Never.
Dec 29th
Harry made me my 3rd Trimester Abortion fanpage.
eeheehee
Dec 29th
The only bad thing the girls do on 'The Bad Girl's...
DO YOU LIVE IN A BARN OR SOMETHING
Dec 29th
Formsprings aren't working for me right now :c
It won’t let me submit. Particularly to the ‘formspring.me’s.
Dec 29th
Is there a ‘3rd Trimester Abortion’ page on facebook that I can be a fan of? no?
Dec 29th
This girl on facebook put ‘Obama;Obama’ as her political view. okie doke
Dec 29th
xladyluck: thesuavechemist: She thinks she’s going to UCLA. pfffffsttshh. 92% of the freshman had a GPA of 3.75 or higher. I’m sure she’ll get in. GOD EMILY oh
Dec 29th
xladyluck: thesuavechemist: As it turns out, neural science exists. omg omg it’s not liek she’ll be able to do it but omg  She thinks she’s going to UCLA. pfffffsttshh.
Dec 29th
As it turns out, neural science exists. omg
Dec 29th
1 tag
xladyluck: Liam: The first cut is the deepest, Nikki… Emily: RIP Liam’s heterosexuality. Liam: RIP Emily.  Period. luvin life blog ‘09 he thinks he’s scary l o l
Dec 29th