January 2010
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I love rollerskating.
…
or the idea of it
:C
“I dreamed that I was in a huge crowd of people. We were all dead, but we...”
– The Commander (via kalliopephoenix)
It hurts me to think that Christians feel so much sympathy for us wretched unsaved regarding this massive aching hole we apparently have. There is no vacuum. There is only life, and I intend to enjoy mine wholeheartedly, without premise of racking up brownie...
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go ahead
tell me to chill one more time
go on and do it if you don’t like your teeth arranged the way they are.
I don’t think there’s any one thing that a person can do that pisses me off more than someone telling me to chill when I am obviously angry or upset.
themailman:
thesuavechemist:
Do you guys know that I watch 21 Jumpstreet to go to sleep every night because I can’t sleep without the tv on? Do you guys know that I fall asleep to Johnny Depp, bent over a fireplace with his ass being whacked by a paddle every night? Did you know that?
Does this change your perception of me?
…
I have very sweet dreams because of that ass.
Next thing I...
I didn't mean to stop following you Dan.
REALLY.
Here's your list:
I want to have fun
Lately I’ve been having fun.
I want to keep having fun.
I think I deserve to have fun.
Do you think ehhhh is much fun?
I hate to say it but
…not.
really.
not at all.
this is a quality list.
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Do you guys know that I watch 21 Jumpstreet to go to sleep every night because I can’t sleep without the tv on? Do you guys know that I fall asleep to Johnny Depp, bent over a fireplace with his ass being whacked by a paddle every night? Did you know that?
Does this change your perception of me?
…
I have very sweet dreams because of that ass.
I remember this. →
My cousin used to sing this when he was a baby.
also kittens
no Jenna’s right I can’t sell weed.
I live in the ghetto but if I were to try and buy weed off of anyone out here they’d laugh in my face and make white-bread jokes.
and then they would probably rob my house and start making yo momma jokes. african american culture is wonderful!!
WEED HERE.
GET YOUR MARIJUANA HERE
see look at me
I’m a natural salesman.
…
screw you guys man.
jennaisthelaw:
thesuavechemist:
Why would you do that? How would you even go about asking someone you barely know for weed? HOW DO YOU EVEN THINK OF THAT.
NO I DON’T HAVE WEED
fdjalkjfaf
LOL OMG. OUT OF EVERY PERSON ON EARTH SOMEONE ASKED EMILY **** SPINA FOR WEED.
I AM FRAMING THIS POST
……
why can’t people come to me for weed :C
Why would you do that? How would you even go about asking someone you barely know for weed? HOW DO YOU EVEN THINK OF THAT.
NO I DON’T HAVE WEED
fdjalkjfaf
Just for future reference, I didn’t write in anyone’s formsprings/ask any questions.
you’re all freaks
Reproductive Coercion is Sexual Violence →
thecurvature:
New post.
it’s not funny anymore you guys can go home now thanks for playing.
“the”
– harrison (via jennaisthelaw)
Karl doesn't like the Berlin Wall!
murraythenut:
maxfachine:
I don’t reblog a ton of stuff, but I saw this today, and just had to give it a shout out. I have no idea what this guy is doing, but it makes me happy.
Solastalgia: the pain experienced when there is... →
clockworkgarden:
The links between people and the world they live in are being more intensely studied as climate change and development both force people away from their homelands and force them to live in the new places their homelands have become.
Alcohol does not magically turn someone into a...
aprilisme:
(via thesuavechemist)
I must ask, what possessed you to post such a thing? lol Law and Order im hopeing
Lol, I was reading an article about a boy who sexually assaulted a woman and is now pressing charges against her because his genitals were set on fire in the struggle. Everyone acted as though she overreacted, and that he just made a mistake because he was drunk. Drinking...
Alcohol does not magically turn someone into a...
okay going to get a weave now brb!
nojk
it takes a while.
no I’m kidding I’m not getting a weave but I’m going to dye my hair platinum blonde if I can
no kidding
we don’t have enough money for that.
jk penis.
What I’m getting isn’t good enough anymore.
Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work! →
Get it?
#7 is my favorite.
How objectification silences women - the male... →
This is interesting.
I’m gonna get with every girl at Jenna’s party.
especially Harry.
Got my ass squeezed by sexy cupid.
jennaisthelaw:
(via thesuavechemist)
I thought it was a six yr old.
dlfkjasdkljfkasdljfaklsjdf;akljdfklasdjf
Got my ass squeezed by sexy cupid.
I love when we pretend that only those OTHER...
(via thecurvature)
What is the plot of LOST? I know it started off as a bunch of people stranded on an island, but I mean what. how could you stretch that for seven seasons?!
okay so this is my show:
Episode 1: Airplane crash. A shitload of people die but then there’s a handful of people with limited emergency supplies. Episode 2: Some attempts at rescue. Episode 3: 2 days on the island. Sex happens because...
reblog if god hates me
xladyluck:
thesuavechemist:
xladyluck:
fuck you, weather god. my mommy won’t take me to the gym now (rightfully so) :C ewie.
EWIE
I’m at my Nana’s house and I have hot chocolate THANKS NANA.
OMG I HAVE HOT CHOCOLATE TOO TWINIES
gross.
reblog if god hates me
xladyluck:
fuck you, weather god. my mommy won’t take me to the gym now (rightfully so) :C ewie.
EWIE
I’m at my Nana’s house and I have hot chocolate THANKS NANA.
Declaring yourself a monster allows you to avoid taking responsibility for your actions: after all, monster’s are just made that way, right? They’re destined to be evil, it’s not their fault.
Missy Elliott sounds like a sophisticated young...
I met a guy named Tommy Very charming He was on me like cheese be on macaroni His game real tight making me so horny Fine enough for us to fuck and be his baby mommy You really don’t know me So I moves it slowly Brush up and let him hold me Let me spit some baloney Baby you could call me If you go down on me But you got to back up off me Wearing cubic zirconia I told him, “Baby let me...
I realize I referred to Jeffree Star as a ‘he’ several times, but saying ‘she is a transvestite’ makes people think that it’s a crossdressing female and he’s not so fajkdfkajdfasdf
“Being gorgeous is a full time job” well I hope you have fun in the unemployment...”
– Jenna
brunetteshavemorefun:
You Are the Moon
<3
My thoughts on: Jefree Star.
bowwowwoff:
thesuavechemist:
Wait…I dislike him because I think he’s annoying, but why do you think he’s a lowlife? :o
Do you have any idea how he treats people? He has no respect for anyone, and is extremely conceited. In my book having no respect for anyone makes you a lowlife. He has punched fans before. He does certain crazy shit to make people go “wow!” or “no he didn’t” because he...
My thoughts on: Jefree Star.
bowwowwoff:
Honestly, even though I think he might be a scumbag. He is smart. As in, he knows what makes publicity. He was one of the first of his kind. A weird tranny guy with a thousand gay scene kids wanting to ride on his disco stick… because? The image he created was unique and different. What sickens me is that people like him can gain a following.. What has this world come to? But that...
jennaisthelaw:
thesuavechemist:
jennaisthelaw:
noo transvestites are people that completely change their sex.. if she still has man-parts then she’s just a crossdresser
Transvestites are also called crossdressers, but, say, if I were to cross dress on one ocassion, that wouldn’t make me a transvestite. Transvestites are people who identify as and adopt the traditional manners/style of the...
jennaisthelaw:
thesuavechemist:
yeah she does have a penis, that’s what a transvestite is…lol im thinking about jefree star’s crotch now.
okay
noo transvestites are people that completely change their sex.. if she still has man-parts then she’s just a crossdresser
Transvestites are also called crossdressers, but, say, if I were to cross dress on one ocassion, that wouldn’t make me...
jennaisthelaw:
thesuavechemist:
this. Well, most of this, save for the ‘pretending to be a girl’ bit: he’s a transvestite. He isn’t ‘pretending’ to be anything; he identifies as a woman.
really? i always thought I saw a penis bulge. okay nevermind that then!!!!!!!!
yeah she does have a penis, that’s what a transvestite is…lol im thinking about jefree star’s crotch now.
...
jennaisthelaw:
whenever someone tells me they like Jeffree Star I immediately lose respect for them no questions asked.
This guy seriously got famous by
pretending to be a girl
dying his hair pink / wearing fuckloads of pink things
saying the words “cunt” and “fierce” and “vanity” a lot
making clothing that has cupcakes and razor blades on it (sO OriGinAl!!!)
quoting the book Invisible...
you guys post
a lot.
EmilyPawnsJoo: is 'nightlight' a real novel or an online publication?
ixdefygravity: real novel
ixdefygravity: i have it sitting
ixdefygravity: right next to
ixdefygravity: my dick
ixdefygravity: **me
The Deal With Disability →
About the author/blog:
Hey, I’m Eva. I’m 26 and a recent college graduate. I like to write, to take digital photographs, and just chill. But this blog is not about what I like. This blog is about how people treat me. You see, I am physically disabled. Actually “severely” physically disabled. I have Cerebral Palsy, which for me means I can’t walk, speak, or use...
So there’s this girl who decided it would be appropriate to use this as her status:
“Like” If [F.R.] keeps sending you friend requests and threatening messages. -Rolls eyes-
This is a girl who has previously claimed that she despises those who make fun of the mentally challenged. Okay, awesome! That’s so great. I’m proud of her for not backing down from bigotry....
Nicole I read your post and I cried and I’m sorry because I know that wasn’t what you meant to do.
Emily got felt up by a little boy today.
themailman:
idefygravity:
You gotta watch out for those short, horny ones.
Sounds hilarious… I knew I was going to hate myself for missing this. Kill me.
oh my GOD
Pirate - Ship = Creative Homeless Guy
(via droppingthefbomb)