December 2010
“So is it offensive? Well, imagine if someone said, “I love rap music … No...”
– Reggie Bush — ‘No Homo’ | TMZ.com (via minorjive)
str8upchief:
sunshinethespaniard replied to your post: emily will you go on a sarafi with me
are you a sarafi kinda girl ;)
ewie!!!!!!111 no i don’t want monkeys and shit there gross
monkeys
“you should jerk off and see what happens”
– nikki
“The ladies call me Hershey’s because I’m brown and sweet.™”
– Pawan Angara. I used the “TM” thing so this is trademarked. If you are brown and would like to use this, I’m cool with that just contact me first LOL nahhh just kidding (via sugarkittens)
SWEET FUCKING JESUS
current ebook library, because i know you're all...
all of these were free, so!
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn - Mark Twain The Aeneid - Virgil Beyond Good and Evil - Friedrich Nietzsche Cyrano De Bergerac - Edmond Rostand Don Quixote - Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte The Iliad - Homer The Metamorphosis - Franz Kafka The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - ...
fenyocontramundum replied to your post: i got one of those ereader things, and bought aldous huxley’s ‘a brave new world’
Brave New World is like Diet 1984.
I can’t believe you’re even trying to compare them.
i got one of those ereader things, and bought...
UNFORTUNATELY it’s a PDF file OH NO but WAIT there is an adobe program that you can use to transfer pdfs to your ereader FUCK YEAH oh wait that adobe program doesn’t support your ereader SORRY YOU’RE SCREWED NO REFUNDS ON GIFT CARDS LOL
I feel like I am slowly being pushed and away. I would be more bothered by this but I think once I’m finally pushed out I won’t miss it.
str8upchief:
Jar of Hearts | Christina Perri
boo christmas
yay corned beef hash
when you agree to spend all of christmas...
and then he treats you like a piece of crap so you call it off
and then you feel bad even though he’s only saying the nice things he’s saying to make you feel guilty because he’s a manipulative asshole
and then you concede to see him christmas day to talk and shit, making it seem like the only reason you left is because you wanted to spend christmas eve with your mom’s...
im sorry miss jackson OOOH
fungusmonk replied to your post: the boyfriend list: dreadlocks ginger …
wow good luck finding anybody at all with redlocks, and by that point intellectual curiosity has already been ruled out
why can’t you just leave me to dream
the boyfriend list:
dreadlocks
ginger
intellectual curiosity larger than a walnut
hell, i’ll take two out of three.
They weren't even books about 'controversial' shit
sophocles’ antigone was on the list. Goddamned sophocles is inappropriate.
/sophocles/
I'm only on the 3rd circle of Hell in the Divine...
But I need to read Huckleberry Finn by vacation’s end.
also did I mention dad deemed all of my books on my wishlist I sent him ‘inappropriate’ so he saw fit only to get one he approves of?
And it’s Slaughterhouse 5. cute
Not including Nikki's article in the school...
Now, I’m not saying that a school newspaper ought to serve as a political platform (l o l) or a beacon of justice or any of that. Obviously, that’s expecting too much.
But when it gets to the point where a school newspaper won’t touch a very important issue that has the potential to affect-and IS affecting-that school’s population, isn’t it obvious that...
when someone says ‘I KNOW HIS FACEBOOK INVITE MEANS HE WANTS TO FUCK ME, i just know it’
things I've learned today
-being robbed isn’t the most annoying part of being robbed. every tenant in your house bickering about why we were robbed is the most annoying part of being robbed
-cough drops can actually be really delicious and not gross at all can I just say that
-the day after tomorrow is still an assinine movie, even after watching it for the fifth time! who woulda guessed
-black tea is camel piss in...
“if there’s one thing I hate, it’s TV, a thing of such brilliance and good, being...”
– eva wiseman of The Observer on such programmes as “Snog, Marry,Avoid” and “What Did I Do Last Night?” (via kateyrose)
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i may or may not be competing with someone for the most facebook friends
they may or may not know it.
(they don’t)
but on the bright side, i’m winning!
okay so i wake up at 5:30 anyway
but
it’s the principle and AUGH MORNING BUS