February 2011
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onmyzephyr:
[21:37] jodyswife: i impergnarted her
i don't have a lot to say, i don't have a lot to...
here’s your lunch money honey, get to school now
onmyzephyr:
if I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.
January 2011
onmyzephyr:
str8upchief:
This one time in elementary school Emily and Jenna came over to my dad’s house and we were on my deck and they sang that Sheryl Crow and Kid Rock duet what’s that called but yep how cute
PICTURE YEP THAT WAS OUR SHIT.
also does anyone else think it’s funny that I always did the guy part
i was a bossy little brat yep
str8upchief:
porksteeple replied to your post: wait what joanna texted me but I texted my answer…
i didn’t know what you were saying ‘yes’ to so i was just like lolk
you’re my only friend so texting you is just a reflex how sad is that I can’t even get a hotter friend god
i know that you’re only taking out your frustration concerning your inferior scrabble skills on me so i’ll...
that awkward moment when you discover that you...
Am I the only one who gets annoyed when girls post...
jvarsames:
therickymartin:
An then they’re all like “yeah I’m so classy uhuh yeah totally classy” uhmmm no you’re not. Your actions make you classy. Not posting pictures of old movie stars, who based upon their reputations back in that time, weren’t even classy at all. This has been a post.
Marilyn Monroe wasn’t even classy really, she had like 3 husbands, slept with one of the kennedy’s, ...
“I must suppress my desires for Sivy”
– Nikki
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pretty sure my eye twitched for 30 straight seconds
i’m trying really hard not to freak out about there being some mutant parasite eating away at the nerves in my brain but i guess i would look really good with an eyepatch
but i don’t want to scrabble with nikki
:[
excuse me
but do any of you fucks play scrabble because i would really like to play some scrabble up in this bitch?
boygirlconvos:
thisorigamidream:
I’ll take Jack Johnson and his hit single Banana Shitcakes over The Beatles any day.
that’s like saying “i’ll take a bowl of vomit over a bowl of poopy doo doo diarrhea any day”. don’t give yourself two horrible choices. this is your dream, you’re the star of this scenario. give yourself a good choice.
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is it possible to break your own heart
because looking this good physically hurts.
“[…W]e do not grant rights based on potential. We grant based on actuality.
In...”
– pixyled
I have better followers than 99% of tumblr.
Love,
Rabble
(via rabbleprochoice)
I think putting all my eggs into one basket is not...
it seems so much easier for me to watch them.
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Schrödinger’s Rapist →
jeannius:
“When you approach me in public, you are Schrödinger’s Rapist. …If you expect me to trust you—to accept you at face value as a nice sort of guy—you are not only failing to respect my reasonable caution, you are being cavalier about my personal safety.”
The House GOP's Plan to Redefine Rape
robot-heart-politics:
rabbleprochoice:corruptpolitics:
Rape is only really rape if it involves force. So says the new House Republican majority as it now moves to change abortion law.
For years, federal laws restricting the use of government funds to pay for abortions have included exemptions for pregnancies resulting from rape or incest. (Another exemption covers pregnancies that could ...
minimize tumblr because it is boring
open a new tab to see what is going on with tumblr
tumblr is boring
open another tab
three tumblr tabs open
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“OH NO WHAT IF HE GETS DRUNK AND TRIES TO BE YOUR TRAVEL AGENT”
– Fenyo
how weird would it be if i just made a blog about different species of tongues
species of tongues
i don’t even like tongues.
hey emily, you shitface, go work on english...
shut up you dumb bitch don’t tell me what to do i’m watching party down. douchebag.
Watch
“I thought about The Wire in context of the controversy over Huckleberry Finn for...”
– Diane Ravitch, Research Professor of Education, New York University, Education Week, Jan. 11 (Racialicious)
fenyocontramundum replied to your photo: Franz Kafka, at the age of five.
He looks so different as an adult. You could say he went through a….metamorphosis?!
oh you
