December 2011
WHAT IS THE CREEPIEST SONG YOU KNOW OF QUICK NOW DO IT NOW ANSWER ME?
these are jokes about my ability to build...
this isn’t a funny post—which i’m sure comes as no surprise.
this isn’t something you’re going to want to read.
Character building = when did I get so shitty at it?
Character building = hey remember that time when I was good at it?
Character building = hey remember that time when I was good at anything?
Character building = depth? I don’t even know what...
just joking i love college. especially you bennington. yeah, that’s right, you come on over here with your fine ass liberal arts program.
suck on my shitstick, college
someone: hey can you tell me about the latest joke that tumblr has killed???
me: no but i could give you directions to an actual italian restaurant
i’m a very special lady aren’t i.
Injustice in Murder Cases - NYTimes.com →
abbyjean:
In most American counties, some indigent criminal defendants are represented by a public defender, and others by a private court-appointed lawyer. A new RAND study focusing on Philadelphia exposes a vast difference in how clients fare depending on the kind of lawyer they are assigned.
The startling findings show that merely providing an indigent defendant a lawyer, as the...
Why the fuck do people hate semicolons so much? I love semicolons. Limiting semicolon use to once per page just isn’t realistic for me.
cashcrab:
Look out, world! Me and my best friend are “married” on Facebook.com. Keep your eyes peeled for us two mischief makers out on the prowl.
adultmom:
you had a tough day at the office. you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie, maybe have a drink. sounds fun right? wrong. don’t smother your kids.
my day will be spent debating the conundrum described in my previous post.
stay tuned
So i havent bought my mom’s christmas presents yet.
I was planning on either buying them today or cleaning the house because i was going to have company sometime this week.
and by cleaning the house i mean shoving everything into the basement
now that all of the above are most likely not occurring i dunno what to do.
I ran out of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia episodes free on...
me: hey whats up
AP student: ugh i have so much homework i'm in AP and it's such a hard class why did i take AP i hate all these hard tests and my AP teacher is so strict like more strict than your teacher. no my class is so much harder than yours you don't even know what AP is like
babyscigs replied to your post: so my dad spent a half-hour pretty much telling me…
tell him that your big boyfriend (me) will beat the crap out of him
dodgetacular replied to your post: so my dad spent a half-hour pretty much telling me…
yeah nikki will take care of it. ill just cheer. i have the skirt for it.
good friends
so my dad spent a half-hour pretty much telling me my problems aren’t legitimate, but if even if they WERE, my grades are more important than my health anyway so who cares.
oh and he’s allowed to break promises he’s made to me because he pays child support.
that’s good to know though i guess
babyscigs asked: s t o p
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jenjennjenna:
“we had our first date and I didn’t even know it, which means I NAILED it. Just good old fashioned showin’ up at a guy’s house drunk.”
How the A.B.A's Rules are Helping to Raise... →
If you want a diploma blessed by the A.B.A. — and you don’t have rich parents, a plum scholarship or an in-state public law school with lots of taxpayer support — you are pretty much out of luck. And that is not just a problem for would-be attorneys. The lack of affordable law school options, scholars say, helps explain why so many Americans don’t hire lawyers.
“People like to say there are too...
it really makes me happy when people are “against” bullying but actively allow their own friends to get away with it.
that is sarcasm. why would that make me happy
i haven’t been in school in like three days and it feels really good and next semester i’ll only have to go in two periods every other day, one period on opposite days.
i mean i guess that’s cool because now i can get a job but my counselor seems to be forgetting what his job is because when i asked what my options were concerning a GED he said he would refuse to sign anything...
i went to go see what my dog was getting all in a huff about
and i open the door
and there is my cousin and his friend as i’m standing there in footie pajamas and wet hair.
cool cool
Mom: I can go and get the supplies for the hair
Me: Okay thanks! Cheap rat tooth comb pleassseee
Mom: You mean The Negro you
brandnewswastikas:
My teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I said that I wanted to be happy. She said that I didn’t understand the assignment. I told her that she was right and I apologized and took the failing grade without protest because I knew I deserved it.
IF I EVER HAVE TO READ THE SENTENCE “rolled her blue eyes” AGAIN I’M LITERALLY GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF
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Rape in Prison Isn’t Funny →
Laughing about men raping men in prison continues to be disturbingly normative. Consider for example David Letterman’s top 10 list about former Illinois Governor Blagojevich. Two of the ten are references to the hilarious possibility that Blagojevich will be sexually assaulted by other inmates, ha ha ha. It is to laugh. Not. The former Governor should go to prison as punishment for the awful...
wow. crying in school is really fun and everything but i’d rather just get my GED and hightail it outta that joint
lectric-soulcraft replied to your post: lectric-soulcraft replied to your post: sitting…
How does the name of someone who sounds like he should be baking cookies give you the willies? It makes it just that more appealing. Because they’re cookies. Don’t people like cookies? Aren’t they supposed to give you warm, fuzzy feelings? :D
EXACTLY. it’s just too sweet, yanno? i feel like...